saddeer:

zkac:

what’s Whitney Houston’s favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEE

i hate this i hate u 

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sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE
sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG
I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS
I CAN’T BREATHE

sassy-brain:

I JUST FOUND COMEDIC GOLD ON A PORN WEBSITE OMFG

I WAS LOOKING UP PORN TO SHOW MY ROOMMATE WHO JAMES DEEN IS AND I FOUND A GUY WHO CALLS HIMSELF LIMERICK LARRY AND HE WRITES POEMS ABOUT THE PORN VIDEOS

I CAN’T BREATHE

(via pedantically)

So this little cigarette right here has sparked a whole new brand of TFiOS hate, much of which is coming from people who claimed to love the book. 

Many people are now pointing out how “pretentious” Augustus is, and I can’t help but think, You’re only just now realizing this. He was written to be a seemingly pretentious and arrogant person. The acknowledgement of this is actually highly important because, without it, the book loses the message that a hero’s journey is that of strength to weakness

Augustus Waters has big dreams for himself. He wants to be known and remembered; he wants to be a hero; he wants to be seen as perfect. But there’s already something standing in his way… He has a disability, and society tells him that a person cannot be both perfect and disabled. So what does he do? He creates a persona for himself. He tries to appear older and wiser than he is. But the pretentious side of him is NOT who he truly is. It’s all an act. (This is evident in the fact that he often uses words in the wrong context.)

And when his cancer returns, we begin to see his mask cracking. The true Augustus begins to bleed through… Hazel even takes notice of this from time to time. And by the time we get to the gas station scene, Augustus is no longer the picture of perfection he was when we met him. The play has been canceled. The actor must reveal himself. And he’s revealed to be a weak, defenseless boy, succumbing to the cancer that is made of him. 

THE PRETENTIOUSNESS IS INTENTIONAL. It stands to show Augustus’s journey from flawless to flawed, from strong to weak. It’s the key to understanding that Augustus was the hero he always wanted to be, even if he didn’t realized it. 

(via ilovemysexyrippah)

thegayteen:

somewhereoverthebarricade:

Before I had tumblr I had no idea there were any sexualities other than heterosexual and homosexual. I never considered gender inequalities still existed.

That doesn’t mean I was purposely trying to discriminate or upset people.

There is a difference between being just ignorant of something and purposefully discriminating.

Give someone a chance to learn and be enlightened before you slam them as rude, horrible people

god bless

(via watsonfuck)

caskett-copop83:

This is like the cutest thing ever. It’s from the gif-set I reblogged.

Taking its first steps, and after successfully doing so, the chick goes “Yay!”

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It’s so freaking cute.

(via we-up-all-night-to-get-lokid)


You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

You gotta do you. And no one knows how to do you like you, and nobody knows how to do her like her.

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I really want to make friends on here but I’m too scared to just start talking to people :(

Come talk to me :)

blink-182-bashers:

tom-marvolo-dildo:

madilee23:

skeletonflight:

AU The Fault In Our Stars where Hazel Grace succumbs to the cancer and dies and in the last scene all you see is Augustus standing out side with a cigarette between his lips and a hand slowly reaching up to light it.

HOW ABOUT NO

WOW I DIDNT KNOW SOMETHING COULD BE WORSE THAN THE ACTUAL ENDING NOPE BYE

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Q

Anonymous asked:

You look really pretty in that picture you just put up. Thought you may appreciate hearing it :) x

A

Aww why thank you kind anon :)

I used to speak to the most incredible and lovely anon and I wish they’d come back. I really do.

Or anyone that wants to start talking :)

Love this girl :)

Love this girl :)


#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

#4DaysToGo

abookblog:

And in this moment I believed he was Augustus Waters.

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begofmcvey:


The Vamps Discography: Can We Dance (Debut Single), Wild Heart (Single), Last Night (Single), Meet The Vamps (Debut Album).

@thevampsband: Whatever happens, you can always say that we were your little secret! ;) T X
begofmcvey:


The Vamps Discography: Can We Dance (Debut Single), Wild Heart (Single), Last Night (Single), Meet The Vamps (Debut Album).

@thevampsband: Whatever happens, you can always say that we were your little secret! ;) T X
begofmcvey:


The Vamps Discography: Can We Dance (Debut Single), Wild Heart (Single), Last Night (Single), Meet The Vamps (Debut Album).

@thevampsband: Whatever happens, you can always say that we were your little secret! ;) T X
begofmcvey:


The Vamps Discography: Can We Dance (Debut Single), Wild Heart (Single), Last Night (Single), Meet The Vamps (Debut Album).

@thevampsband: Whatever happens, you can always say that we were your little secret! ;) T X

begofmcvey:

The Vamps Discography: Can We Dance (Debut Single), Wild Heart (Single), Last Night (Single), Meet The Vamps (Debut Album).

@thevampsband: Whatever happens, you can always say that we were your little secret! ;) T X

(via tradleybaby)

“Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be.”
— Clementine Paddleford (via waxenneat)

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